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Snoop // Wiz Khalifa’s record:

Pretty much everything Snoop says in this “Nemo’s Advice” show is funny, especially his thoughts on Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

Snooki’s boyfriend, Jionni, on MTV’s Jersey Shore has a similar predicament…

There’s no reinvention in party time. In fact, time doesn’t even exist anymore… except for party time.

Saw this on MTV earlier and it’s so bad. Normally, we keep it positive about the musics, but this song and video are ridiculous. Will.i.am is like junk food for music. Think about all the reasons you wouldn’t eat junk food then think about this song and how weak sauce it is. Will.i.am was working on a business deal with Universal Music Group and we heard he’s a fairly opinionated dude. Not just like strong convictions, but opinionated in a pretentious way. Don’t ask how we know that.

Will.i.am shouldn’t have to tell us how hard the beat is, really. The beat should just speak for itself. Come on buddy!

Then there’s the whole involvement of Mick Jagger. Seriously? Jagger should be thanking Ke$ha right now because since she and Maroon 5 wrote tracks playing on the words “swagger” and “Jagger,” which seems to have created an unfortunate ripple-effect. Now we have to listen to and more horribly see Mick Jagger still performing. Yes, the Rolling Stones made awesome music, but that was years ago, and unfortunately their time has passed. In the entertainment business, sometimes retirement really isn’t such a bad thing. Rather than going hard, Jagger should just go home!

We’ve got that crisis like Jagger, because this song reeks of an older dude trying to be cool for Jagger. You’ve got to know when to fold them, just like if you’re on a casino online. It’s so tempting to go hard though and try to win big when you’ve got money to burn, isn’t it? Call us what you will, but when we gamble, we like to get our video poker on. When we can’t make it to Vegas we hit up: http://www.casinotop10.net/video-poker.shtml, keeping it legal, of course. Unfortunately, much like Mick Jagger, we don’t always know when to fold ‘em. Two words: human nature.

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So the lovely, sexy, Ryan Gosling has become a meme-target. Hooray. What we like even more? That the meme went tech within the past few days. Here’s a top ten of the meme images, starting with 10, for your viewing pleasure.

Tanya T6 – “Will You Be Home For Christmas:”

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Getting ready for the holiday season, Tanya T6 just dropped her new single “Will You Be Home For Christmas” from her Holidays at Home EP. Honestly, would rather be listening to this than any Mariah Carey holiday jams, since they aren’t as fresh.