Snoop // Wiz Khalifa’s record:

Pretty much everything Snoop says in this “Nemo’s Advice” show is funny, especially his thoughts on Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

Snooki’s boyfriend, Jionni, on MTV’s Jersey Shore has a similar predicament…

There’s no reinvention in party time. In fact, time doesn’t even exist anymore… except for party time.

Saw this on MTV earlier and it’s so bad. Normally, we keep it positive about the musics, but this song and video are ridiculous. Will.i.am is like junk food for music. Think about all the reasons you wouldn’t eat junk food then think about this song and how weak sauce it is. Will.i.am was working on a business deal with Universal Music Group and we heard he’s a fairly opinionated dude. Not just like strong convictions, but opinionated in a pretentious way. Don’t ask how we know that.

Will.i.am shouldn’t have to tell us how hard the beat is, really. The beat should just speak for itself. Come on buddy!

Then there’s the whole involvement of Mick Jagger. Seriously? Jagger should be thanking Ke$ha right now because since she and Maroon 5 wrote tracks playing on the words “swagger” and “Jagger,” which seems to have created an unfortunate ripple-effect. Now we have to listen to and more horribly see Mick Jagger still performing. Yes, the Rolling Stones made awesome music, but that was years ago, and unfortunately their time has passed. In the entertainment business, sometimes retirement really isn’t such a bad thing. Rather than going hard, Jagger should just go home!

We’ve got that crisis like Jagger, because this song reeks of an older dude trying to be cool for Jagger. You’ve got to know when to fold them, just like if you’re on a casino online. It’s so tempting to go hard though and try to win big when you’ve got money to burn, isn’t it? Call us what you will, but when we gamble, we like to get our video poker on. When we can’t make it to Vegas we hit up: http://www.casinotop10.net/video-poker.shtml, keeping it legal, of course. Unfortunately, much like Mick Jagger, we don’t always know when to fold ‘em. Two words: human nature.

The new “Live Famously” sweepstakes offers everyone a chance to live famously in the new year. The grand prize gives 1 winner and a friend a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live famously for a day in and around Los Angeles, including a luxury hotel stay, private car service to and from the airport, a $1,000 reward card for whatever they want, a $250 spa card and a special concert experience with Perez Hilton. There’s also a chance to win thousands of daily prizes, such as retail gift cards for stylish clothing brands, department stores and online shopping!

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So the lovely, sexy, Ryan Gosling has become a meme-target. Hooray. What we like even more? That the meme went tech within the past few days. Here’s a top ten of the meme images, starting with 10, for your viewing pleasure.

Tanya T6 – “Will You Be Home For Christmas:”

Getting ready for the holiday season, Tanya T6 just dropped her new single “Will You Be Home For Christmas” from her Holidays at Home EP. Honestly, would rather be listening to this than any Mariah Carey holiday jams, since they aren’t as fresh.

This Posner jam is easily about to make it to commercial radio rotation. The Rebecca & Fiona is terrific too.

Rebecca & Fiona – “Dance:”

“Nobody puts Baby in the corner.” -Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing.

Most know Steve Jobs as a visionary, genius and marketing guru for beautiful technology products, but who knew that he hung a Bob Dylan poster over his bed in his early 20′s – would stay up late writing poems on his electric typewriter, often re-writing Dylan tunes. Also, do most know that he had an “abrasive personality” and “unapologetic brutality” that those who worked intensely with him experienced? Interesting stuff to learn about Jobs.

Many people know Apple co-founder Steve Jobs as an exacting tech visionary. Fewer know him as a romantic, a poet or a costumed “Alice in Wonderland” character at a California shopping mall.

These latter characteristics help make up the portrait of Jobs painted by his first serious girlfriend, Chrisann Brennan, in a “Rolling Stone” story that was shared exclusively with The Associated Press before hitting newsstands Friday.

Brennan and Jobs met in 1972, when he was a senior and she was a junior at Cupertino’s Homestead High School. In the piece, she recounts her adventures with a 17-year-old Jobs that summer, from moving into a cabin together to getting paid to portray “Alice” characters at a local mall.

Jobs died Oct. 5 at 56 after struggling for years with pancreatic cancer. After taking his third medical leave from Apple Inc. in January, he resigned as CEO in August, but stayed with the company as chairman. His death came a day after Apple unveiled the latest iPhone, the 4S, which goes on sale Friday.

Brennan’s on-and-off relationship with Jobs lasted until the birth of the couple’s daughter, Lisa Brennan-Jobs, in 1978.

She says the duo decided to live together that first summer. She tried to snag a room in a Cupertino cabin for them but was turned down by the man renting the place at the time – he said there wasn’t room for a couple. Somehow, Steve was able to persuade him to change his mind.

“This alerted me to something remarkable in him,” she writes in the “Rolling Stone” essay. “This guy could make things work. And from the way he’d taken charge of the situation, I knew he knew it too.”

At the time, Brennan says, Jobs “was almost 100 percent romantic.”

“He would tell me we were part of an affiliation of poets and visionaries he called `the wheat field group’ and say we were looking out a window together, with the others, watching the whole world,” she writes. “I did not know what he was talking about, but with all my heart I wanted to see such views.”

Brennan also recounts how Jobs – who hung a Bob Dylan poster over their bed – would stay up late writing poems on his electric typewriter, often re-writing Dylan tunes.

At the time, Brennan wasn’t impressed, seeing the results as “a lot of Bob Dylan songs with a few changes.”

“Only now do I see what he was trying to do. He was a loner and he didn’t talk much, and I think he used Dylan’s songs to make sense of the world,” she writes.

On the sillier side, Brennan details how she, Jobs, a roommate named Al and Steve Wozniak (who later co-founded Apple with Jobs) played “Alice” characters at a mall in nearby Santa Clara. Brennan got the part of Alice, while Al, Jobs and Wozniak took turns playing the Mad Hatter and White Rabbit – complete with knee-length giant heads that were incredibly hot because of the summer heat and the mall’s broken air conditioner.

Brennan writes that Al, Wozniak and Jobs “could barely handle 10 minutes in costume, and so they would run into the dressing rooms to trade off heads and to drink water every 10 minutes. It was painful and hilarious to watch.”

Not all of Brennan’s recollections were friendly. In the “Rolling Stone” essay, Brennan refers to “the all-too-often despotic jerk Steve turned into as he rose to meet the world.” For two years, Jobs denied that he was the father of Lisa, the child born to Brennan in 1978.

Brennan’s piece will run in “Rolling Stone” alongside a cover story by Jeff Goodell, an early Apple employee who has written about the company for the past 17 years. In his article, Goodell describes Jobs’ business savvy, as well as the “abrasive personality” and “unapologetic brutality” that those who worked intensely with him experienced.

Kanye West and Jay-Z – “Ni**as In Paris”

I am a Zooey Deschanel fan. I think that she is adorable, funny, and has great style. I was hopefully optimistic about her new show New Girl, on Fox. Although the show is not bad, by any means, I do feel like it is forced. While all sitcoms have an element of canned laughter and forced jokes, New Girl is doing all of the old sitcom clichés in an attempt to be hip. Like the whole, I’m so unhip, it’s hip thing.

Let’s start with the premise, an average looking, unemployed, douchy guy cheats on Zooey Deschanel. Already that is not a believable scenario. Just because she is made to seem extra kooky and weird, that doesn’t mean that the majority of men still don’t find her attractive. She then moves in with three guys that she met on Craigslist. No modern, self-aware woman would go alone to a house full of strange men and hang out with them when she has never met or even had a conversation with them before. The guys are all pretty normal and non-threatening. There is not a weirdo or creep in the pack, that also seems highly-unlikely.

But, the show is cute and kinda-funny. Zooey wears cute outfits and sings little songs to herself. All her roommates seem to be fighting for her affections and standing up for her. They all seem like nice, well-meaning guys. I don’t know if this is enough to make the show entertaining though. Zooey’s character is basically an exaggerated version of herself and all of the guys are pretty forgettable. I’m gonna watch a few more times though and see if anything good happens before I completely write it off.

So, remember that episode from Season Three of the MTV show Rob & Big? Well, it inspired us to write a post about stylish big mens clothes. You can see from the clip below, that if you’re a big dude? You’re probably going to have a hassle with some things in life. Of course, these clothes wouldn’t necessarily be a perfect fit for Christopher “Big Black” Boykins, but the search for comfort in life should continue for everyone. Rob Dyrdek (pro. skater) is pretty hilarious, but when he actually gets into a fat-suit made by a Hollywood special effects make-up artist, he sees what some of the big dude struggles that Big confirms for him.

The styles we picked include cardigans, sweaters, polo shirts and shawl collar cardigans.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle.. yeah.

Glacierz Da’Ville has been in the music scene for quite some time, she recently signed with NORE’s Militainment Record Label and today we are proud to announce Glacierz Da’Ville to the Entertainment & lifestyle Division. We look forward to working closely with the artist in taking her brand to the next level through a strategic media campaign.”

To officially introduce Glacierz Da’Ville, listen to a ‘leaked’ track before her album and video release.
Glacierz Da’Ville – “Ring On (Check):”

Download.

Dame Grease is lending his production and film producer skills for his new film “HC The Movie”. HC The Movie is in pre-production slated for 2012 Film Festivals.

So back in November 2009, we posted a video about the Nike Air shoes with power laces saying that Steven Spielberg and Nike had better get their shit together by 2015 and make this shoe happen.

They’ve come as close as possible with the highly anticipated “Marty McFly” sneaker. Michael J. Fox will be on David Letterman tonight to discuss the release.

Nike CEO Mark Parker stated that a mere 1500 pairs will be auctioned on eBay, with all proceeds going to the Michael J. Fox Foundation. Sounds good to us! The eBay auction begins tonight at 8:30 PM PST and will come to a close on September 18th. So hot! They probably don’t actually have power laces, but they look terrific.

The full version of this video is already out, but our love for teasers compelled this post.

So here are the photos from last night’s MTV2 VMA event (sponsored by Taco Bell: Feed the Beat) at the Music Box in Hollywood. Terrific venue, by the way.

It was an awesome time. Wallpaper. rocked the house and so did Chiddy Bang. We bounced before hearing Swizz Beatz, but before doing so got to meet Pitbull, which was pretty awesome in and of itself. He’s a fun, energetic gentleman. Video clips from the show are forthcoming (once they’re done rendering). The VMA’s on Sunday 8/28 should be spectacular given what we witnessed earlier.

As a bonus, before the clips get added, here’s a spoof Pitbull did of The King’s Speech that you should check out:

8/29/11 [Edit]: And here are the video clips we got:

RIP Amy Winehouse. I remember listening to Back to Black on repeat when it came out in 2007 and thinking that she was the coolest. She told you she was trouble.

We had the chance to catch up with San Francisco native, currently blowing-up under the artist name: Wallpaper., aka Ricky Reed, and his answers fit the swag that he showcases in his music video #STUPiDFACEDD. We discovered Reed’s music when in search of new music late one Friday night / Saturday morning. You know, when you’re bored with everything you have at the moment, and you’re in search of some new music to inspire you and brighten up your mood? That’s what we got when we heard the #STUPiDFACEDD track, only to discover that same night that the song has an awesome video to go along with it. Like most successful musicians, Reed has been working on music since his teen years and younger, and it shows. We’re going to see a big break-out by Wallpaper. in the months to come. It’s going to be awesome.

hipsterwave How’d you come up with your artist name and what does it mean?

Wallpaper. Pop music is Wallpaper. It’s window dressings and linoleum tile floor. Doesn’t REALLY mean anything to us as a people. Tryin 2 fuck with that.

hipsterwave When did you start working with music?

Wallpaper. Music started working on me when I was real little. Playing piano when I was like 8, 9 years old? Got into punk rock in middle school, and as soon as I started caring abt meeting girls, Wallpaper was born.

hipsterwave Who are some of your favorite musicians?

Wallpaper. Sly Stone, George Clinton, Snoop Dogg, Paul Simon, Digital Underground, Yes, Steve Reich

hipsterwave What’s something crazy that happened to you at a show?
I get that question a lot. How about a twist on the typical answer. This one time, a super famous celebrity DID NOT show up at one of our shows in LA. He DID NOT get super wasted and talk my ear off after the show. He then DID NOT have sex with a bartender in the public bathroom while I was peeing in the urinal. After that, he also DID NOT ask me for drugs and money before I bolted out. Weird scene.

hipsterwave What’s your favorite drink?

Wallpaper. Horchata. Or Jameson. Or Four Loko. Or homemade limeade. I like Capri Sun too.

hipsterwave Pretty good idea–putting a hashtag before the name of your new EP #STUPiDFACEDD. What are your thoughts on Twitter and the social networking explosion?

Wallpaper. Twitter is rad. Communication genius device. From helping people say dumb things while they taking shits to assisting political revolutions around the world u JUST CANT FUCK WITH IT.

hipsterwave If you could work on a track with any artist, who would it be?

Wallpaper. Living, Snoop D-O Double G. Dead, Edward Gorey. Wait, is he alive or dead?

hipsterwave How did you meet Arjun Singh?
I was in a very dark place.

hipsterwave What’s the best part about performing?

Wallpaper. Seeing people smile. High fiving. Being loud.

hipsterwave How has your life changed as your music has blown-up and you’ve seen more fame?

Wallpaper. I can’t tell. For me I been steady grinding as a musician in one way or another since I was like 16. It’s all a steady incline for me. Maybe I been famous since I was a little kid. I might be the star of the Truman show.