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Snoop // Wiz Khalifa’s record:

Pretty much everything Snoop says in this “Nemo’s Advice” show is funny, especially his thoughts on Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

Snooki’s boyfriend, Jionni, on MTV’s Jersey Shore has a similar predicament…

There’s no reinvention in party time. In fact, time doesn’t even exist anymore… except for party time.

Saw this on MTV earlier and it’s so bad. Normally, we keep it positive about the musics, but this song and video are ridiculous. Will.i.am is like junk food for music. Think about all the reasons you wouldn’t eat junk food then think about this song and how weak sauce it is. Will.i.am was working on a business deal with Universal Music Group and we heard he’s a fairly opinionated dude. Not just like strong convictions, but opinionated in a pretentious way. Don’t ask how we know that.

Will.i.am shouldn’t have to tell us how hard the beat is, really. The beat should just speak for itself. Come on buddy!

Then there’s the whole involvement of Mick Jagger. Seriously? Jagger should be thanking Ke$ha right now because since she and Maroon 5 wrote tracks playing on the words “swagger” and “Jagger,” which seems to have created an unfortunate ripple-effect. Now we have to listen to and more horribly see Mick Jagger still performing. Yes, the Rolling Stones made awesome music, but that was years ago, and unfortunately their time has passed. In the entertainment business, sometimes retirement really isn’t such a bad thing. Rather than going hard, Jagger should just go home!

We’ve got that crisis like Jagger, because this song reeks of an older dude trying to be cool for Jagger. You’ve got to know when to fold them, just like if you’re on a casino online. It’s so tempting to go hard though and try to win big when you’ve got money to burn, isn’t it? Call us what you will, but when we gamble, we like to get our video poker on. When we can’t make it to Vegas we hit up: http://www.casinotop10.net/video-poker.shtml, keeping it legal, of course. Unfortunately, much like Mick Jagger, we don’t always know when to fold ‘em. Two words: human nature.

So, I know that I haven’t talked about American Horror Story yet, but I love it. It so ridiculous and entertaining while being genuinely scary at the same time. I feel like the acting is genuinely good, although the actors are put in such ridiculous scenarios. So, here’s a few of my favorite things about American Horror Story in preparation for tonight’s finale.

I love Constance, so much. Jessica Lange brings the crazy in a really great way. Although Constance is a terrible mother and all of her children hate her, or hated her when they were alive, I kind of feel for her for some reason. I thought that the relationship she had with Addie was very strange and sad and one of the scariest moments all season, to me, was when she locked Addie in the closet and made her look at herself. Although I have heard some discussion of Constance being a ghost, I don’t think that is true because we see her leave her house and Murder House all the time. Her love for Travis seemed as sincere as she could be.

I have mixed emotions about Tate.

At first I really liked him because he was creepy and weird and interesting, but now I am just tired of him. I was really disappointed that he was Rubber Man, because I feel like we already know so much about him as a character, that we don’t really need to add another element to him. And the school shooting scene was one of the scariest things that I have ever seen. Tate’s devotion to Violet has gotten really creepy and I’m glad she told him to go away last episode because I was really starting to feel sad for her that she was trapped in a hose with a crazy lunatic that she could never get rid of. She doesn’t deserve that.

The campiness of the show is what makes it good, the plot doesn’t really make sense, but it doesn’t need to. There are 24 ghosts living in the house that we have seen so far and with that number of characters, things can get a little murky. I have no idea how this season is going to end, but I hope that Ben starts to see the clues that ghosts are living all around him. I am really curious to see what ghost baby looks like and to see if Tate comes back. I’m happy that Vivien and Violet are together again because I really like them and I hope they can get some peace in the finale. All I know is that I can’t wait to see where this show goes next year and what kind of craziness awaits us all.

American Horror Story airs on the F/X network on Wednesdays at 10 pm.

So, I watch the Walking Dead every week, mainly because I love zombies and bloody gore, but also because I have grown to care about the characters. So, this week’s episode was almost perfect zombie entertainment. There are a few things that I am finding continuously annoying about this show, mainly the weird religious overtones. The fact that Lori is pregnant (probably with Shane’s baby) and her husband and Glen talk her into keeping it is beyond ridiculous. This baby is not a miracle, it is only going to slow them down when they are attempting to outrun zombies in the future. Lori won’t be able to run or defend herself when she is pregnant, not to mention how many zombies a screaming baby will attract. So, dumb.

I may be in the minority here, but I thought that everything Shane said at the end when he went crazy was right. No one was taking the threat of the zombies seriously enough. Just because it was Hershel’s land does not mean that everyone needs to go along with the stupid idea of keeping them in the barn. They are not people, they are zombies and they are going to eat you. Everyone in the group, aside from Shane and Andrea really need to start taking this zombie apocalypse more seriously.

And finally, they found Sophia as a zombie. This made me so happy, you have no idea. The fact that all these people thought a 10 year old girl would be able to survive in the wilderness alone and fight of zombies was ridiculous. I enjoyed all of the brutal zombie killing in the end the most of any episode this season. The only thing that would have made this ending better would have been if somehow Sophia managed to attack and eat her mother. That would have been perfection. Also, Dale annoys me a lot, he is creepy and needs to mind his own business. I would have really enjoyed if Shane would have killed him when he caught him in the swamp trying to get rid of all the guns.

The show will be back in February. I will hope for much more zombie brutality in the future.

“Nobody puts Baby in the corner.” -Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing.