So, did you know that Mariah Carey has gotten old and fat enough (lots of cellulite poppin’ off) that they airbrush her body throughout all of her press and music videos now? Yes, we heard from an executive at Universal Music Group that this is a fact. That’s how we roll. So, first off we’ve got a lovely cover of the track for you.

Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)

And here’s the original, lusciously airbrushed version by Mariah:

Bladow. Welcome to digital retouch city: